Just the part where he talks about tumblr. He’s so right. Lol.

the-absolute-funniest-posts: hellyeahbeyonceknowlescarter: Caption:  “Friend met Beyonce in New Orleans, she said “Whatever face you make, I’ll make.”

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hellyeahbeyonceknowlescarter:

Caption: 

“Friend met Beyonce in New Orleans, she said “Whatever face you make, I’ll make.”

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5evamore:

when i see really attractive people i just laugh because i know if we lived in the aztec culture they’d be sacrificed to the gods for their beauty 

That’s a very strange way of coping with not being really attractive.

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the-absolute-funniest-posts: h0odrich: ive been hiding this silly putty stain in the carpet under a mat from my mom since i was 8

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

h0odrich:

ive been hiding this silly putty stain in the carpet under a mat from my mom since i was 8

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librarian-byday:

I swear, I will do this every single time one of my little brothers graduates from somewhere.

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death-by-lulz: foodtrucker: this looks like the cover to every indie album ever This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

death-by-lulz:

foodtrucker:

this looks like the cover to every indie album ever

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

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robertdowneyjrsbitch:

Robert Downey Jr. being so perfect it hurts.

Just look at his classy ass go.

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the-absolute-funniest-posts: teenytigress: SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

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